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Please stand up and give a slow clap to Kim Kardashian. Look at this flattering outfit! Amazing. This just goes to show that Kim sometimes chances upon a full-length mirror and decides to dress for her real shape, not the delusional shape that she thinks she is. Black, stretchy material? Check. Flattering leggings that actually fit? Check. Proportionally showing off her assets (in the form of some cleavage)? Check. And a long, appropriate cardigan/spring jacket that covers the biggest problem area? Check. This outfit might actually believe that she’s somewhat close to 151 pounds. No joke! Also: she just looks so much better without bangs. Seriously.

Anyway, Kim’s divorce trial is coming up in less than a month. Expect several weeks’ worth of legal shenanigans being played out in TMZ and Radar. Right now, we’ll just have to make due with this OMG Breaking News that Kim is going to call Kris Humphries as a witness. Which basically means Kim’s lawyer will probably rip him to shreds. “Um… basketball?”

Kim Kardashian just filed her divorce witness list … and it’s now clear as can be — Kim’s lawyer is calling a bunch of witnesses who were involved in the prenup to show Kris knew EXACTLY what he was getting into before saying “I do.”

As you know, Kris is claiming he was defrauded into marrying Kim … left in the dark about her true intentions. But now we know 6 witnesses will testify that Kris was actively involved in every detail surrounding the prenup.

In fact, sources connected with the couple tell us … Kim and Kris were constantly bickering over details in the prenup and that he was as interested in the business of marriage as she was.

Among the witnesses … 2 managers who were heavily involved in the prenup, at least one lawyer involved in the document and a court reporter who was present when the prenup was signed.

There are other witnesses who will testify about the prenup, including Kim and Kris Jenner.

Short story — the mission of Kim’s lawyer is clear — Kris went into this eyes wide open.

[From TMZ]

Yep. Go ahead and yell at me. I shall be awash in your hatred and convoluted conspiracies and it will only make me stronger!!!!!!! I just don’t understand how Kris Humphries has a legal leg to stand on, at all. He can prove that Kim is a famewhore… sure. He can prove that she re-shot and re-edited parts of her reality show after they split. Sure. He can even prove that she made a lot of money off of the wedding. Definitely. But all of those little pieces don’t add up to fraud, and at the end of the day… he chose to marry her. He saw the hot mess that is the Kardashian family and he chose to become a part of it. Unless Kris Humphries is willing to go before the judge and make the argument that he’s simply too stupid to be allowed to make decisions for himself (it wouldn’t be the worst argument), he’s not going to win.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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